Two and a Half Men

Season 1

22 September 2003 · 24 episodes

  1. 1Pilot22 September 2003 · 23 min

    Two and a Half Men · Season 1, episode 1. Story and character developments are kept behind the spoiler guard.

    • Air date22 September 2003
    • Runtime23 min
    • Episode1 / 24
  2. 2Big Flappy Bastards29 September 2003 · 21 min

    Two and a Half Men · Season 1, episode 2. Story and character developments are kept behind the spoiler guard.

    • Air date29 September 2003
    • Runtime21 min
    • Episode2 / 24
  3. 3Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell6 October 2003 · 21 min

    Two and a Half Men · Season 1, episode 3. Story and character developments are kept behind the spoiler guard.

    • Air date6 October 2003
    • Runtime21 min
    • Episode3 / 24
  4. 4If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap13 October 2003 · 21 min

    Two and a Half Men · Season 1, episode 4. Story and character developments are kept behind the spoiler guard.

    • Air date13 October 2003
    • Runtime21 min
    • Episode4 / 24
  5. 5The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump20 October 2003 · 19 min

    Two and a Half Men · Season 1, episode 5. Story and character developments are kept behind the spoiler guard.

    • Air date20 October 2003
    • Runtime19 min
    • Episode5 / 24
  6. 6Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?27 October 2003 · 21 min

    Two and a Half Men · Season 1, episode 6. Story and character developments are kept behind the spoiler guard.

    • Air date27 October 2003
    • Runtime21 min
    • Episode6 / 24
  7. 7If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake3 November 2003 · 21 min

    Two and a Half Men · Season 1, episode 7. Story and character developments are kept behind the spoiler guard.

    • Air date3 November 2003
    • Runtime21 min
    • Episode7 / 24
  8. 8Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful10 November 2003 · 19 min

    Two and a Half Men · Season 1, episode 8. Story and character developments are kept behind the spoiler guard.

    • Air date10 November 2003
    • Runtime19 min
    • Episode8 / 24
  9. 9Phase One, Complete17 November 2003 · 21 min

    Two and a Half Men · Season 1, episode 9. Story and character developments are kept behind the spoiler guard.

    • Air date17 November 2003
    • Runtime21 min
    • Episode9 / 24
  10. 10Merry Thanksgiving24 November 2003 · 21 min

    Two and a Half Men · Season 1, episode 10. Story and character developments are kept behind the spoiler guard.

    • Air date24 November 2003
    • Runtime21 min
    • Episode10 / 24
  11. 11Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor15 December 2003 · 20 min

    Two and a Half Men · Season 1, episode 11. Story and character developments are kept behind the spoiler guard.

    • Air date15 December 2003
    • Runtime20 min
    • Episode11 / 24
  12. 12Camel Filters and Pheromones5 January 2004 · 21 min

    Two and a Half Men · Season 1, episode 12. Story and character developments are kept behind the spoiler guard.

    • Air date5 January 2004
    • Runtime21 min
    • Episode12 / 24
  13. 13Sarah Like Puny Alan12 January 2004 · 20 min

    Two and a Half Men · Season 1, episode 13. Story and character developments are kept behind the spoiler guard.

    • Air date12 January 2004
    • Runtime20 min
    • Episode13 / 24
  14. 14I Can't Afford Hyenas2 February 2004 · 21 min

    Two and a Half Men · Season 1, episode 14. Story and character developments are kept behind the spoiler guard.

    • Air date2 February 2004
    • Runtime21 min
    • Episode14 / 24
  15. 15Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick9 February 2004 · 21 min

    Two and a Half Men · Season 1, episode 15. Story and character developments are kept behind the spoiler guard.

    • Air date9 February 2004
    • Runtime21 min
    • Episode15 / 24
  16. 16That Was Saliva, Alan16 February 2004 · 21 min

    Two and a Half Men · Season 1, episode 16. Story and character developments are kept behind the spoiler guard.

    • Air date16 February 2004
    • Runtime21 min
    • Episode16 / 24
  17. 17Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats23 February 2004 · 20 min

    Two and a Half Men · Season 1, episode 17. Story and character developments are kept behind the spoiler guard.

    • Air date23 February 2004
    • Runtime20 min
    • Episode17 / 24
  18. 18An Old Flame With a New Wick1 March 2004 · 21 min

    Two and a Half Men · Season 1, episode 18. Story and character developments are kept behind the spoiler guard.

    • Air date1 March 2004
    • Runtime21 min
    • Episode18 / 24
  19. 19I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You22 March 2004 · 19 min

    Two and a Half Men · Season 1, episode 19. Story and character developments are kept behind the spoiler guard.

    • Air date22 March 2004
    • Runtime19 min
    • Episode19 / 24
  20. 20Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark19 April 2004 · 21 min

    Two and a Half Men · Season 1, episode 20. Story and character developments are kept behind the spoiler guard.

    • Air date19 April 2004
    • Runtime21 min
    • Episode20 / 24
  21. 21No Sniffing, No Wowing3 May 2004 · 21 min

    Two and a Half Men · Season 1, episode 21. Story and character developments are kept behind the spoiler guard.

    • Air date3 May 2004
    • Runtime21 min
    • Episode21 / 24
  22. 22My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet10 May 2004 · 21 min

    Two and a Half Men · Season 1, episode 22. Story and character developments are kept behind the spoiler guard.

    • Air date10 May 2004
    • Runtime21 min
    • Episode22 / 24
  23. 23Just Like Buffalo17 May 2004 · 21 min

    Two and a Half Men · Season 1, episode 23. Story and character developments are kept behind the spoiler guard.

    • Air date17 May 2004
    • Runtime21 min
    • Episode23 / 24
  24. 24Can You Feel My Finger?24 May 2004 · 21 min

    Two and a Half Men · Season 1, episode 24. Story and character developments are kept behind the spoiler guard.

    • Air date24 May 2004
    • Runtime21 min
    • Episode24 / 24